You need a new job. Whether you are job searching or trying to improve your job skills, Bad Economy Jobs will help you. We are in this recession together and any job searching tips can make the difference in employment. Read about the recession proof jobs, best jobs in a bad economy, online schooling, stimulus jobs and how to advertise your resume.

If you worked in architecture, engineering, design or manufacturing field and recently became unemployed, AutoCAD is offering you a chance to gain some skills.  With computer-assisted drafting (CAD) knowledge, you can create accurate and detailed drawings for items ranging from blueprints to 3D objects. This skillset is in high demand for jobs.

The Autodesk Assistance Program offers 

• Free Software License: Any student license of AutoCAD, Revit Architecture, Autodesk Inventor Professional, and/or AutoCAD Civil 3D software.
• Free Online Training: On-demand training available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week
• Reduced-Cost Classroom Training:  Many Autodesk Authorized Value Added Resellers and Autodesk Training Center (ATC) partners are offering classroom  training at their training facilities for free or for a significantly reduced fee.  (Offerings will vary, please check with your local reseller or ATC to get details)
• Certification: Certification preparation and exams available at discounted rates. 

This is a great opportunity for those looking to upgrade their skills. However, there are eligibility requirements. Remember, you must be unemployed and previously worked in architecture, engineering, design or manufacturing field. Autodesk may contact your former employer to see if you qualify. This program is being offered from April 2nd, 2009 until December 31st, 2009.

If you are interested in other free online learning programs, check out the MIT courseware. Almost all the MIT course materials for undergraduates and graduates are available. You will not get a degree or certification but you can improve your future job skills.

Not sure on what the best careers are in this bad economy? You can try out these following unconventional careers. The demand for these jobs are steady and what’s better is that most people haven’t considered them.

Foreclosure Cleaner also known as “Home Preservation” Specialist is someone who prepares the foreclosed home by emptying it of possessions and repairing it for banks to resell on the housing market. A lot of people are rapidly losing their homes and they can’t pack up everything. This career requires no degrees but requires a lot of manual labor. You might be able to pick up something nice for yourself while on the job.

Dumpster Diving – Not so much a career but rather a way to find goods and sell or use them. It’s very common for stores, restaurants and franchises to throw out perfectly good equipment, food and products. The idea of dumpster diving might put you off, but people are able to make a nice side income from it. It’s time to put your pride aside and think of extra income anywhere you can find it.

Work for yourself – It’s time for you to take that next step into independence.  Self-employment is the right way to go. If you have products or services to offer, and want to get away from the 9 to 5, start setting up your own business. Pick something you are passionate about.

If you are completely clueless on what career path to take, just remember, sex, death and taxes. Nothing more real and recession proof than death, taxes and sex.

Funeral Directors, also known as morticians or undertakers, can be a good career in this economy. People want ceremonies for the dead to transition into the afterlife and even in a bad economy, people want these services. If you have no problems with the idea of being around corpses and are able to show compassion on a daily basis to people who have lost their loves ones, this career might be for you.

Taxes – Auditors are always needed as the population grows and the tax code gets larger. You will be in charge of keeping records in order and making sure people are properly preparing their taxes. Many of these jobs require at least a bachelor’s degree, either in accounting or something related.

Phone Sex Operator – Before you giggle and smirk, and think this is a strange career, consider it from a side income standpoint. This is legit work for anyone interested because the job is very time flexible. People need outlets from how bad the economy is going and this is one of the ways. Your identity is hidden and the only skills you need are being able to talk in a sexy and provocative manner. Although some are very sexually oriented, there are also phone calls from lonely people. The pay is determined by long how you can keep them on the line. Women and men are being hired.

Running out of ideas on what jobs are the best in this bad economy? You want to think about jobs that will always be in need regardless of the situation. Some of the jobs below require certifications and have educational requirements. In order to take advantage of these jobs, you have to be committed towards improving your educational background.

• Government Related Jobs – The stimulus bill has put a lot of money into government related jobs. This field should be lucrative in the near future. Apply for positions at USAjobs.gov.
• Police Officer – Despite the risks involved in law enforcement, the starting salaries are pretty decent. Police Officers and their families get pensions and there is plenty of growth in this position. Salary increases are annual and tend to increase even more after a few years on the job. Very stable work for those in their young 20′s to 30′s.
• Garbage Collectors – Everyone throws garbage out even in a bad economy. The work here is pretty strenuous and not recommended for those with a weak stomach. Early mornings and late nights are the norm, depending on your shifts.
• Actuary – If you have a strong background in math, an actuarial position pays a lot. These are the people who calculate risk and uncertainty on such things as insurance and then set the prices. There is a lot of probability and statistic work. You need to be able to pass their professional tests as well.
• Nursing – The US population is getting older and many will require assistance in their golden years. The demand will continue for many years. The downside is the training and educational requirements. However, most schools are now offering 2 year programs to speed up the process. These programs are very rigorous and will test your heart and mind. Get more information about healthcare degrees before you make the decision to seek a job in the health field.
• Nursing Educators – Even more important and crucial to this demand in healthcare are the professors and experienced nursing teachers. Nursing is flooded with top competition as everyone applies to the program. Schools are unable to accept everyone because there aren’t enough qualified people to teach the materials. There is lot of stability in this field. In many cases, the pay is lower than being in a hospital or healthcare center. However, many schools are noticing the low supply and have been steadily increasing the pays.

Remember no job is truly safe. Only you can invest in your own skills and prepare for anything that occurs. Get started by requesting degree information for these jobs. Many degrees can now be achieved online and catered around your work or family schedule.

If more schooling is not in your future, you might want to start your own business. Small business opportunities are widely available and are increasing everyday as the economy continues to tank. Go and find out which are the most common ideas and opportunities.